cospinol:

nothing in fanfiction frustrates me more than trying to figure out how the characters are supposed to be positioned though oh my god its like how is he kissing the back of his neck i thought they were face to face??? wait are they lying down or still standing up?? where did that bed come from

(via erinthehuman)

coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

(via erinthehuman)

heyyprincess:

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

"how much of that did you hear?"

captamerican:

ofwintersoldiersandhawkeyes:

captamerican:

my least favorite vowel is o

mine is u

image

(via chunknocaptainamerica)


(Source: fixed-at-halvo, via bitch--fantastic)

eatingisfab:

when i meet up with my friends i tell them im already on my way when im actually still choosing what clothes to wear 

(via mikeferr-i)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via holesinmypants)


agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

(via holesinmypants)

314eater:

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

Lord farquaad will be okay

(Source: prevalere, via ilovejoshpeck)


@AlexAllTimeLow: For real though, I’m proud to watch @Calum5SOS @Michael5SOS @Luke5SOS and @Ashton5SOS do the damn thing *and blow the FUCK up. So rad.

If the time comes when they’re selling out arenas and we’re not there yet, I would happily open up for those guys. The bands that continue to have success are the ones that can take a step back and say, “Screw it, let’s open for this younger band” — [x]

(Source: gaskarthordie, via chunknocaptainamerica)

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

(Source: nizzlekicks, via chunknocaptainamerica)

iwrotehighkusaboutcannabis:

You all know that Check Yes Juliet was your jam at one point

(via chunknocaptainamerica)


#cinematic masterpiece of our time

(Source: adrianivashkov, via ryanadamsadamsapple)